Apparently people prefer it when you actually tell them who you are, so here goes: I'm Chad. I'm 18. I'm male.
Stuff I like: Homestuck Giant Bomb My Brother, My Brother and Me Video Games Community Parks & Rec Arrested Development Breaking Bad Game of Thrones Mad Men Sherlock Hannibal House of Leaves Louis C.K. Patton Oswalt and probably other things
"Just let the fucking girl twerk; let the girl do her goddamn thing. The fuckin’ news people who are making this a big deal are pitching it from the angle of “Look at what Hannah Montana turned out to be!” and guess what, everybody fucking grows up. You’re the one that’s looking at this twenty-year-old woman slapping her butt cheeks together in a way that’s supposed to be sexually provocative and being like “Mmm, I wonder what a twelve-year-old doing that would look like,” you fucking perverts… I’m neutral on the thing, but what I’m against are people like “That’s somebody’s daughter!” Yeah, guess what, so’s every stripper. Write about that, CNN."
— Griffin McElroy on Miley Cyrus, from MBMBaM 165: Johnny Billyseed